On the moon, two people sit in lawn chairs as the look at the earth.

Hi…

I’m Ryan.

Not exactly sure what the point is here..

but I guess I’m going to share a little about myself and what I do.

To start, here are a few of my favorite quotes/sayings/phrases/etc. (I’m a big quote guy) …

A friend to all is a friend to none.

-Aristotle

I like to sleep it doesn’t mean I want to build a bed.

-Jim Gaffigan

I see said the blind man as he picked up a hammer and saw..

-unknown

growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell ..

- Edward Abbey

inveniam viam aut faciam

-Hannibal (debatably)

Never argue with an idiot, they’ll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

-Mark Twain

Now there’s trouble in River City..

-Robert Preston/Daniel Tosh

Everything will be okay in the end, if everything is not okay, then it is not the end.

-Oscar Wilde/John Lennon/ who really knows

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling the tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.

-Abraham Lincoln

shall we proceed?

Ryan's Work

“I must say my experience with Ryan today at the Bowie location was nothing short of amazing. He was accurate, patient and very professional. We even laughed a little. I appreciate you Ryan and thank you so much.”

RASHAE F.

“Ryan was very helpful, he explained everything in great detail!”

Yolanda S

“Ryan S. In the Bowie office has been incredibly helpful with my situation. He is friendly and an ACE at his job!!! I HIGHLY RECOMMEND this location!! Kudos Ryan!!”

DANI H.

“The branch manager Ryan S. provided great customer service. He was professional, friendly and helpful. Thanks!”

RHONDA C.